<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15572569</id><updated>2011-04-21T12:36:46.031-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Blogpocalypse Now</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogpocalypsenow.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15572569/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogpocalypsenow.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>stavrosthewonderchicken</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18088144727001289590</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://emptybottle.org/images/Avatar.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15572569.post-112443034101854599</id><published>2005-08-18T22:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-18T22:45:41.023-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Still in Saigon</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Blogger. Shit! I'm still only at Blogger. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back at &lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="http://emptybottle.org"&gt;&lt;em&gt;the Empty Bottle&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt;. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;When I was home after my first blogger weblog, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said 'yes' to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the Top 100. I'm here a week now. I'm waiting for a mission - getting softer. Every minute I stay in this textbox, I get weaker. And every minute the advertising scum squat in the blogosphere, they get stronger. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Each time I looked around, the cash-whores moved in a little tighter.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The wonderchicken waits, scowls through the foliage, and plots the Blogpocalypse. You bastards.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15572569-112443034101854599?l=blogpocalypsenow.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogpocalypsenow.blogspot.com/feeds/112443034101854599/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15572569&amp;postID=112443034101854599' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15572569/posts/default/112443034101854599'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15572569/posts/default/112443034101854599'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogpocalypsenow.blogspot.com/2005/08/still-in-saigon.html' title='Still in Saigon'/><author><name>stavrosthewonderchicken</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18088144727001289590</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://emptybottle.org/images/Avatar.gif'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry></feed>
